5 Social Media Gifts I Want From Santa
The holidays are upon us! Some celebrate Hanukkah, some celebrate Solstice, some celebrate Christmas. No matter your preference, I think we can all agree it’s a great time to reflect on the year behind us, be thankful for what we have today, and look to next year with hope and expectations. Given the spirit of the season, I’ve put together a little list of things that I’ve asked Santa Clause for this year…in social media. It’s a crazy list for sure, but if my 5 year old son can ask for a trip to the moon (and expect it to happen) I can dream big too! I’m going to put out a plate of extra-special cookies and hope that ol’ Saint Nick brings me…
- Hyperlinks within Tweets. Can you imagine having an extra 20 spaces or so (that’s what a typical bit.ly link takes up) to say whatever you want? Instead of a tweet looking like this: “Check out this post I wrote about the upcoming Facebook Page Admin Controls and let me know what you are looking fwd to http://bit.ly/g7B3Zc” (exactly 140 characters) it would look like this: “Check out this post I wrote about the upcoming Facebook Page Admin Controls and let me know what you are looking fwd to the very most y’all!” (still 140 characters but with more room to chat!)
- Robust Admin Controls for Facebook Pages. I saw a sneak peak of them a while back when Facebook accidentally rolled out some new changes (you can see what I saw here) and it was definitely a step in the right direction. Still, I would like better Insights (analytics) and the ability to ban users from a page without just flagging them. I don’t want to wait for somebody at Facebook to *maybe* get around to it at some point. I get REALLY tired of the “first” and “gay” comments that go up on large pages all the time, but I have no tolerance for users that use hate language, attack individuals, constantly swear or link to porn
- Overlay for YouTube videos. No, not just annotations, I want to be able to overlay the videos with graphic images. You know…put a floating logo in the bottom corner (clickable of course), insert a graphic in the background…neat things like that. Sure, I can do this in a video editor then upload, but I would like to use full controls within YouTube proper so I can make cool SWF commands happen
- Lists for friends in Foursquare. I treat Foursquare in a similar way as Twitter but with slightly tighter control. Knowing that, I have a lot of “friends” on Foursquare that I would like to break into smaller groups so I can check on them in a more controlled and manageable way. Kind of like Twitter Lists, but for Foursquare. Foursquare Lists, anyone?
- Dynamic backgrounds on Twitter. Everything else with Twitter has advanced over time…why not the backgrounds? Since the redesign, putting together a nice background (within the whopping 40 pixels on the left for people that view the page on a 1024×768 screen) has been a challenge to say the least. Instead of outdated CSS and a static image I would love some basic HTML function so I could put up links to my other pages
We’ll see if I’ve been naughty or nice, I’m hoping to get these simple gifts under the virtual Christmas tree this year. As you head into the weekend (hopefully with loved ones), I will leave you with a paraphrase of a famous work:
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And wrote up the meta tags, then turned with a jerk,
And laying his mouse aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his keyboard, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all coded like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he uploaded out of sight,
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night.”