Digicide

I thought maybe I made that word up…digicide…but a quick Google search shows it to be quite popular.  At any rate, I’m sticking with it.

What is my definition of digicide?  The death of multiple digital devices or service all within a short time span.  It’s happening to me, digicide is impacting me big time.

It started off innocently enough two nights ago, when my Xbox360 wouldn’t pick up an IP address from my router.  Not a huge deal, but I was slightly panicked because I was streaming my recording of The Office season finale from my Vista Media Center.  No IP = no connection to MCE.  After multiple restarts I just applied the IP manually and it worked.

Yesterday my Outlook blew up.  It completely stopped connecting to Exchange.  This did cause panic…I use Outlook about as often as I use my lungs.  So no Outlook = digital asphyxiation.  I tried EVERYTHING I could think of.  After a full day of messing around, and multiple restarts/reinstalls/re-everythings I had to do a FULL wipe of Outlook including all registry values and any "hidden" app information.  Finally it started connecting to Exchange again.

This morning on my drive into work my phone stopped picking up a signal from Cingular.  I use my phone MORE than I use Outlook, so this is not a good thing.  Yes, my service is up and running (I called my phone and it went to voicemail after several rings, and my wife’s phone that is on the same account works great), I have restarted multiple times, and I have even pulled the battery and SIM card.  Nothing.  It’s searching for a signal as if I’m standing on a remote island in Fiji.  Not good.  Before I have an aneurysm I’m going to just give it a bit of time, but if it doesn’t magically fix itself in a couple of hours I will go down to the local Cingular (AT&T) store and gently ask for assistance.

I wonder what is next on my list of digital service to succumb to the digicide?

  • http://flowerdust.net anne jackson

    if you need a new cingular phone in the mean time, i have a barely used lg (it’s even black) although not as cool as your 8125…but it can get you by…and it would be free :) just let me know.

    i, of course, would charge you $520 shipping and handling.

    that would solve both of our dilemmas.

    :)

  • http://www.rickscheibner.net Rick

    Dude, you’d better find an exorcist or something. That just ain’t right for that number of gadgets to go south in a short period of time like that.

  • http://www.coolchurch.com mike

    you are “Mr Techy”

  • Mike Irving

    Matt,

    My fried that has Cingular (The new AT&T) had the same exact problem and did the same exact thing as you yesterday with the same results. So it may be more than your phone. I’ll see if his is back on line today.

    Mike

  • Lomica, Bill

    I feel empathy for you, Matt; but on the upside, I found this fun and interesting because it demonstrates how in our culture even our words are being made outside of the historical systems upon which we base our languages.

    In basic Webster cases, every “-cide” word I looked up has at least one definition where the word describes the agent of the killing.

    Examples:
    Suicide N 2 : one that commits or attempts suicide.
    Homicide N 1 : a person who kills another
    Herbicide N 1 : an agent used to destroy or inhibit plant growth
    Deicide N 2 : the killer or destroyer of a god

    So in your examples, who or what is the agent of doom – are you, Matt Singley, the Digicide?

    The given definition of “digicide” doesn’t stay within the classical language boundaries in at least three ways:
    (a) it demands two parameters (multiple deaths and time frame) that the other “-cides” don’t take into consideration.
    (b) Life/death are given to inanimate objects.
    (c) No one agent is presupposed by the definition. The Outlook is independant of the cell phone. With genocide, we know that someone like Stalin is behind the event.

    So in the end, we have this word that is cute and we understand what it is saying, but is outside the way our English teachers tought us to build words.

    There are so many ways to learn and teach from this. When our words lose their concreteness, we wind up hearing a President say “It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is. If the–if he–if ‘is’ means is and never has been, that is not–that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement….Now, if someone had asked me on that day, are you having any kind of sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky, that is, asked me a question in the present tense, I would have said no. And it would have been completely true.” (BTW: Had Bill Clinton been less philosophical about how to dodge questions and more ethical in the treatment of his family, Al Gore would have won the 2000 election.)

    Is it not awesome to know that in the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God?

  • http://www.mattsingley.com Matt Singley

    @Bill
    My phone broke, and I assure you that Bill Clinton had nothing to do with it.

    One word: colloquialism

  • Lomica, Bill

    I enjoy your post. My comments about Clinton and Jesus muddled my point: your word “digicide” interests me because your definition is not implicitly obvious. If you say a word with the -cide ending, it’s likely I can give you an accurate definition. But, “digicide” requires contextual information I need from you to arrive at your definition. Without your framework, the word might mean “killing of video game characters” or “chopping off my finger”, but who determines that? In this case, you do.

    Higher level thought: This demonstrates to me the importance of both knowing context and explaining context when sharing the joy of living for Christ. Agreed?

  • http://www.mattsingley.com Matt Singley

    Agreed!

  • http://davestewart.livejournal.com Dave Stewart

    Well, I had the same reaction as Bill to the neologism “digicide”. (I consider it a neologism since there are other references on the web, as opposed to the one I just coined recently, “Web2.Overload”). I would imagine digicide to be something a Luddite would approve of.

  • http://davestewart.livejournal.com Dave Stewart

    What’s with the peanuts on your page layout?

  • http://www.mattsingley.com Matt Singley

    @Dave: the peanuts are random. No significance at all.

  • http://davestewart.livejournal.com Dave Stewart

    I’d wondered if I had missed another one of those “Office” references.

    When I mentioned it to my girls, they wondered if it had to do with the running joke of the peanut in “Pirates 3″. Said I didn’t think so…